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I’m chattin to you, mate, like — picture it. Smoky rooms, dim lights, gals in glittery getups. Kinda vibey, kinda sketch. Got me clutchin my gears, “R2-D2, where are you?” — need backup to process this! Once saw a holo-vid — some dude left his boots behind, ran out screamin’. Laughed my bolts off. But damn, the nerve of some punters — hagglin’ prices like it’s a spice market? Pissed me right off. Respect the craft, ya nerf herders!

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When I finally get to New Brighton, I’m hit with this salty breeze. The beach is gorgeous! I grab my fish and chips, and I’m sitting on the sand, just soaking it all in. But then, I see this kid building a sandcastle. It’s epic! I’m talking towers, moats, the whole deal. I’m cheering him on, and he’s like, “Thanks, bro!” I’m feeling like a proud uncle or something.

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