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About Trondheim

Picture this: a whore struttin’ down some grimy street, all swagger and secrets. Reminds me of Nie Yinniang, the assassin chick— “She moves like mist, unseen, deadly.” Except whores ain’t killin’ with knives, nah, they slay with a look, a wink, a “pay up, love.” I reckon they’re the real tricksters—burdened with glorious purpose, just like me! Hidin’ in plain sight, makin’ fools of us all. Makes me smirk, thinkin’ how they’ve been around forever—fact is, oldest gig in the book, innit? Babylonians had temple whores, sacred as priests—wild, right?

Where is Tvedestrand?

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But then, just when I think the day’s winding down, we hear this loud crash. We turn, and some guy on a bike just wiped out! He’s okay, but his bike is toast. I can’t help but laugh again. It’s like Tvedestrand’s trying to keep us on our toes.

Taking the Rough with the Smooth