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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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While I’m waiting, I look out the window. The view of the old church on the Kerkstraat is kinda nice. It’s got that classic Dutch vibe, you know? But then I see this kid on a bike, and he totally wipes out. I’m laughing, but then I feel bad. Like, is he okay? He gets up, brushes it off, and rides away. Kids are tough, man.

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