Audrey Zuid Scharwoude Brothel ❤️

About The Hague

Oi mate, brothel, eh? What a bloody shithole! Picture this – sticky floors, dodgy blokes, and the stench of desperation thicker than a docker’s armpit. I reckon it’s like steppin’ into a scene from “The Master” – you know, my fave flick – where everyone’s just chasin’ some mad cause, only here it’s a quick shag instead of salvation. “You’re a rummy!” I’d yell, cacklin’, at the punters stumblin’ in, wallets out, dignity gone.

Things to do in Zuid-Scharwoude

Wenn du auf der Suche nach einem charmanten und ruhigen Reiseziel in den Niederlanden bist, dann ist Zuid-Scharwoude genau der richtige Ort für dich. Diese kleine, aber bezaubernde .

Next, I head to the park on de Kade. It’s beautiful, but I’m still dripping wet. I sit on a bench, and this old guy comes up. He starts telling me about the history of Zuid-Scharwoude. I’m half-listening, half-drying off. He’s going on about the old farms and how the area used to be all fields. I’m like, “Wow, that’s cool!” But in my head, I’m thinking, “Dude, I just wanna dry off!”

"In addition to supplying sauerkraut in buckets, we now also offer it in 50-gram cups"