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Here’s a quirky bit—didja know some old ports had “prostitute fish”? Nickname for bottom-feeders, ‘cause they’d linger where the girls worked. Stinky, slimy, perfect match! Cracked me up, but also—eww, right? My brain’s like, “Dr. Evil, don’t overthink it,” but I do. Always. Exaggerating? Maybe. But it’s a jungle out there—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and these dames are apex predators.

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After the rain, the sun comes out, and everything looks magical. I’m feeling better, so I decide to head back to my sheep. I walk down the Zandbergseweg, and I’m just thinking about how crazy today was. From food trucks to cheese spills to rain and kids splashing around, it was a rollercoaster.

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