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It’s showtime! Alright, buckle up, pal—sex escort’s the topic! Man, it’s wild out there—folks payin’ for a night, a vibe, whatever. Kinda like in *Toni Erdmann*, ya know? “Life’s a mess, let’s dance!”—that’s the escort gig in a nutshell. I’m talkin’ high-class escorts, street hustlers, all of ‘em! Saw this one chick on X—profile sleek as hell, pics droppin’ jaws. She’s chargin’ 500 bucks an hour! Five! Hundred! Made me spit my juice—crazy, right?

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Then, boom! Outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I sprint over to the corner of de Korteweg, and there’s this car accident. Two cars, total mess. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” I rush in, doin’ my thing, makin’ sure everyone’s cool. But man, the driver of the blue car? He’s livid! Yellin’ and pointin’. I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re in Woudenberg, not a boxing ring!”

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