Mari Wilnis Whore ❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

Netherlands Whore

BDSM; Striptease/Lapdance; 69 Position; Pornstar Experience (PSE); Anal Sex; Titjob; Spanking (give); Golden Shower (give) for extra charge.

But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, seriously? I’m thinkin’, “This day just keeps gettin’ better.” I run for cover, and guess who I bump into? The old dude from earlier! He’s just chillin’ under a tree, lookin’ all wise. I’m like, “Hey, man! You made it!” He just chuckles and says, “Patience, my son.” I can’t help but laugh.

Jason Wilnis, the only man to beat both Israel Adesanya and Alex Pereira, picks winner of UFC 281 title clash