Audrey Warnsveld Brothel ❤️

About Nijmegen

Me, I’d stroll in, all suave— “Ladies, Austin’s here!” Probly trip over a rug, tho, clumsy git. Love the chaos, the buzz—makes ya feel alive, like Monty dodgin’ fate. “The best is over,” he moans, but nah, brothel’s got life, pulse, soul! Smells like cheap perfume and regret, sure, but it’s honest, y’know?

Where in Amsterdam is the Red Light District?

After my caffeine fix, I decide to wander around. I hit up the park on the Spoorlaan. It’s a nice spot, but man, the ducks are aggressive! I’m just trying to enjoy the scenery, and these quackers are coming at me like they own the place. I’m dodging them like I’m in some weird duck dodgeball game. I’m laughing, but also kinda scared. Like, chill, ducks!

Rossella Biscotti and Kevin van Braak