Eliza Schaijk Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this—dingy red lights, smoky air. Girls giggling, blokes stumbling in, horny as hell. I’d waltz in, smirkin’, “Kneel before me, mortals!” Nah, kidding—sorta. But srsly, brothels ain’t just fuckin’. There’s history, mate! Oldest gig ever—Ancient Rome had lupanars, wolf dens. How badass is that? Prozzies howlin’ like wolves—fuckin’ poetic, innit?

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Brothel · Golden Shower (give) · Anal Sex · Titjob · Rimming (take) · Spanking (give) · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Rimming · Handjob.

Finally, my buddy shows up, and he’s all flustered. He’s like, “Dude, I thought I’d never find you!” I’m like, “I’m the only guy in a Hawaiian shirt in Schaijk!” We laugh it off and decide to hit up a local bar.

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