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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, in a creepy way—get your mind outta the gutter! I mean "whore" as in, y’know, the concept, the vibe, the whole deal. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, neurotic ranter extraordinaire, I got THOUGHTS. Pretty, pretty good thoughts, if I do say so myself. Whores, man, they’re like the original entrepreneurs—hustlin’, makin’ it work, no fancy Harvard degree needed. Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, y’know? “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” That’s the energy whores bring—raw, unfiltered, take-it-or-leave-it.

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Welkom bij Over-Amstel Boerderij in de Duivendrechtse polder. Met moestuin, kaasmakerij, restaurant en boutique B&B. Gelegen aan de Amstel.

But then, I get a call from my boss. Ugh, the dreaded work call. Apparently, there’s a crisis with some software. I’m like, “Really? Can’t a guy enjoy his day?” I try to focus, but I’m walking past the old church on the Kerkstraat, and it’s just so beautiful. I can’t help but zone out.

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