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So here’s the deal, bud. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a dang pizza. You don’t just Google “hooker near me” and bam, she’s knockin’. Nah, it’s gritty, man! I was cruisin’ downtown last week, tires hummin’, windows down, and I see this chick—heels high as a telephone pole, skirt shorter than a pig’s tail. I’m like, “Well, there’s somethin’ you don’t see every day!” Kinda made me happy, ya know? A little action in this boring-ass town!

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After that, I finally get to work on that table. I’m cuttin’, sanding, and just lost in the zone. It’s like therapy, ya know? But then, I realize I messed up a cut. I’m fumin’. I mean, how do I screw that up? I take a deep breath, grab a beer from the fridge, and chill for a sec.

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