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Little known fact—brothels been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens! How’s that for creepy? Wolves preyin’ on the desperate—sounds like Wall Street, huh? I’m laughin’ but it ain’t funny—sarcasm’s my shield! Saw this doc once, said some brothels got secret tunnels—escape routes for big shots caught with their pants down. Surprised me, sure, but then I’m like, “Of course, the elite always got a backdoor!”

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Then, outta nowhere, I spot this kid. He’s like, 10 or something, and he’s got my raft! I’m like, “Yo, kid! That’s mine!” He just stares at me, wide-eyed, like I’m some kinda monster. Turns out, he thought it was abandoned. I mean, come on! I’m not a monster, just a raftsman! I’m all ready to give him a lecture about property rights, but then he smiles. And it’s this goofy, innocent smile. I can’t stay mad. So, I just laugh it off. “Alright, buddy, let’s share it.”

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