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Love ‘em, hate ‘em—prostitutes got GUTS. Monty in “25th Hour” says, “This life came so close to never happening”—damn, that’s them! Scrapin’ by, dodgin’ cops, livin’ LOUD. Me? I’d tip ‘em extra—sailor cash burns quick anyhow. Eric Andre vibes—CHAOS, baby! They’re out here screamin’, “I’M ALIVE, BITCHES!” while I’m just drunk, yellin’ at seagulls. Once saw one steal a dude’s WALLET mid-hookup—FUCKIN’ HILARIOUS! “Take what you can, give nothin’ back”—pirate shit, right? Still, some nights, see ‘em cryin’—gut punch, man. World’s a mess, but they HUSTLE. Respect that.

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So, I’m walking down the Kerkstraat, trying to enjoy my overpriced coffee, when I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s kinda good. I’m vibing, feeling the music, and then—WHAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy my day, and now I’m a human target for bird bombs. I’m laughing and cursing at the same time. Classic Nijkerk, right?

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