Claire Lindenheuvel Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Once heard this story—true stuff, swear it—some escort in Vegas drove a dude who forgot his pants! Pantsless millionaire, floppin’ around, yellin’ bout aliens! Escort just nods, like, “Yup, happens.” That’s nuts, right? Gotta stay chill tho, can’t freak out. “The coin don’t got no say,” just keep drivin’, man!

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Lindenheuvel, de grootste wijk van Geleen, waar heel veel mensen elkaar al decennialang kennen. Dat schept een band. Ga je bijvoorbeeld even snel naar de supermarkt omdat je iets .

First off, I head down to the market on de Hoofdstraat. I’m just tryna grab some supplies, ya know? But then, bam! I run into old Jan. That dude’s always got some wild story. He starts rambling about how he saw a fox in the park near de Korenbloemstraat. A fox! In Lindenheuvel! I mean, come on, that’s like seeing a unicorn. I’m half-listening, half-rolling my eyes, but he’s so animated, I can’t help but chuckle.

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