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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—didn’t expect to melt like a soft-serve cone. Thought I’d be all “I’m Elon, I don’t relax,” but nah, I was mush. Pro tip: find someone who reads bodies like code. Bad ones just slap oil and call it a day—meme-worthy fail, like Dogecoin crashing. Oh, and history tidbit: Victorian docs used “massage” as code for, uh, *lady relief*. Sneaky, right?

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Ik begeleid jou op een avontuurlijk pad. Tantra kan de route zijn naar een authentieker, vrijer en lichter leven. Zodra je jezelf opent voor het bestaan zelf, valt er veel te voelen en te ervaren. .

But then, outta nowhere, this guy walks in. He’s all dressed up, looking like he just came from a fashion show. He trips over a chair and spills his drink everywhere. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, you’re too fancy for this! He looks at me, and I’m like, “Welcome to Hoofddorp, buddy!”

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