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What pisses me off? The fakers, man! Dressed up all flashy, promisin’ the moon, then bam—gone with yer bucks. I’m like, “You’ve been marked!”—straight outta the movie. Hate that crap. But when it works? Oh, doc, it’s gold! Found this gal once, total pro, knew her game—quiet, quick, no BS. Made me happy as a bunny in a carrot patch. Surprised me too—she quoted Shakespeare mid-deal, like, what?! “To be or not to be”—while countin’ bills. Cracked me up.

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But then, the kid starts crying. Like, full-on sobbing. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a ball!” But I get it. I mean, I’d be upset too. So, I go over and say, “Hey, it’s just a ball. You can get another one.” He looks at me like I’m a genius or something. Kids, man.

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