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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—bloody fascinatin’, right? I’m sittin’ here, Creative Director hat on, cacklin’ like a mad bastard, thinkin’ bout Tarantino’s *Inglourious Basterds*—best fuckin’ flick ever, no contest. Whores, yeah, they’re like Shosanna in that film, dodgin’ Nazis, plottin’ revenge, except they’re dodgin’ creeps and plottin’ yer wallet’s demise. “This is the face of revenge!”—ha, more like the face of a fiver slipped in a garter!

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I roll into Duiven, and it’s like the universe decided to throw me a curveball. First off, I’m cruising down the Laan van de Kruideniers, and I spot this massive oak. I mean, HUGE. Like, “I could build a treehouse in there and live happily ever after” huge. But then I see it—this gnarly fungus creeping up the trunk. Ugh, my heart sank.

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