Ellie Driemanspolder Sex Dating ❤️

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Used Tinder once, fuckin’ wild – matched some chick, profile all sexy, “lookin’ for fun,” yeah right. Met her, she’s talkin’ marriage in 10 mins, I’m like, whoa, slow yer tractor, lady! Made me mad, precious, false advertisin’! Sex-dating’s a gamble, half the time you’re dodgin’ catfish, other half you’re prayin’ they ain’t psycho. “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – they lie, they ghost, they suck yer time dry!

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Finally, I get my fries, and they’re amazing! Crispy, golden, just the way I like ‘em. I’m munching away, feeling like a king, when I get a call. It’s my next client, and they’re in a panic. “I need you NOW!” they say. I’m like, “Chill, I’m on my way!” But I’m halfway through my fries!