Harper Doesburg Brothel ❤️

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Quirky bit: I’d prob trim their wigs—free haircut with a bang! Hah! Sarcasm, mate—brothels ain’t salons, tho maybe they should be. Imagine—nails, hair, happy endin, all in one! Exaggeratin now—me as pimp, scissors in hand, “Snip or strip, ladies!” Dr. Evil—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.”—countin profits in my lair.

Amateur Hoeren?

So, I’m hustling down the streets of Doesburg, dodging cyclists like I’m in some kind of video game. Seriously, these bikers are relentless! I almost get taken out by a dude on a bright yellow bike on de Waag. I swear, if I had a euro for every near-miss, I’d be rich enough to retire.

Theo van Doesburg | Composition in Gray (Rag-time)