Samantha Dieren Whore ❤️

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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, sloshed on rum, spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout whores—savvy? Now, I ain’t talkin’ no prim lasses here, but them gritty souls, like in me favorite flick, *Dogville*. That town, mate, full o’ hypocrites judgin’ poor Grace—whore in their eyes, aye! “The world’s a ship on its passage out,” says Lars von Trier, an’ I reckon whores be the wind in them sails, unseen but movin’ it all.

Norway Whore

Deranged zoo whore is getting pleasantly screwed. Hoeren, Dierentuin.

The night goes on, and I’m laughing, joking, and just enjoying life. Dieren’s got its quirks, but it’s home. I stumble outta the bar, feeling good. I walk down the streets, the lights twinkling, and I think, “Man, what a day!”

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