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About The Hague

Alright, precious, listen up! Me, a stockbroker, yesss, slimy and sly, tradin’ stocks like they’re my precioussss. Today, we talks about “whore”—not some lass, nah, but that sneaky, filthy word bouncin’ round the market, yeah? We hates it! Hates it, we does! It’s like them brokers screamin’ “Buy! Sell!”—all loud and greedy, clawin’ at money like it’s the last ciggie in London, 2027, from *Children of Men*. “Time’s runnin’ out, mate!”—that’s what it feels like, innit?

Van harte welkom in Hotel aan de Singel in Delfzijl

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I woke up in my tiny apartment on the Hoofdstraat, right? You know, the one with the bakery that smells like heaven? I was all set to hit the lab, but then—boom!—my bike tire was flat. Classic Delfzijl, right? Just my luck.

Wijnne Barends christens the Lady Monique