Ashley Broekhoven Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this – she swears she bedded some duke in France, back in the day. Says he called her “ma petite tempête” – little storm – and I’m like, bullshit, Whore! But she’s got this old coin, all crusty, says it’s proof. Maybe she’s lyin’, maybe not – with her, who knows? Kinda love that chaos, though – keeps me guessin’.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Hoofdstraat. Best coffee in town, no joke. I ordered my usual—double espresso, extra shot. The barista, a dude named Joris, was all smiles. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my croissant! Like, seriously? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my breakfast, and this feathered thief decides to make me his breakfast. I was fumin’! I yelled, “Hey! Get your own food, ya punk!” But the bird just looked at me like, “What’s your problem, human?” Ugh, so annoying.

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