Elizabeth Barneveld Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I was shocked—SHOCKED, I say! One time, down by Old Man Tucker’s shop, I saw this gal, red dress tight as a fiddle string. She winked at me, and I ‘bout dropped my varnish! “I’m not sleepin’ tonight,” I muttered, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ Bin Laden. Ain’t no CIA here, just survival, y’all. She prob’ly got a story deeper than a well—makes me sad, real talk. Did ya know some prostitutes in history, like in New Orleans, ran whole businesses? Owned property! Hush now, that’s power, baby!

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So, I decide to treat myself. I head to the market on de Markt. It’s bustling, people everywhere. I grab some fresh stroopwafels. OMG, they’re heavenly! I’m munching away, feeling like a king. But then, I see this guy drop his entire bag of apples. I’m talking a full-on apple explosion. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, how clumsy can you be?

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