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So yeah, I’d pick one with flair, a *Grand Budapest* vibe—sharp, sly, worth the coin. Not some snivelin’ drab. “I choose violence” if they disappoint, but when they’re good? Fuck, it’s gold. Makes me happy, and I don’t do happy. You try it—find one, tell me. Bet yours ain’t half as wild as mine.

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So, I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this cute little café called De Koffieboon. I’m like, “Alright, let’s grab a coffee.” I walk in, and it’s packed! People everywhere, chattin’ and laughin’. I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a beard that could house a family of squirrels, spills half of it. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not here for a coffee shower!” But hey, I laugh it off.

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