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Oi mate, so I’m a biochemist, yeah? And you wanna know what I reckon about erotic-massage? Buckle up, you muppet, cos this is gonna be a wild one! Picture this – me, Ricky bloody Gervais, cackling like a hyena, sat in me lab coat, thinkin’ about slippery hands and oils, right? It’s mental! Erotic-massage ain’t just some poncy rub-down – it’s chemistry, innit? Oils hittin’ skin, releasin’ endorphins, dopamine goin’ ping-pong in yer brain. Proper science, that! Makes me happy as a pig in shit, cos I love it when biology gets filthy.

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So, I’m strolling down the Dijkstraat, right? Just vibin’ with my coffee, feeling all artsy. Zierikzee’s got this old-school charm, with those cute brick buildings and canals everywhere. I mean, who doesn’t love a good canal? But then, BAM! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me. Coffee goes flying. I’m like, “Great, just great!”

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