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But lemme tell ya, some of these profiles? “I love hikes and wine”—bullshit! They’re bangin’ in a Motel 6 by Tuesday! Reminds me of that line, “You sold me!”—like, who’s foolin’ who here? I tried it once—met this broad, Lisa. Hot, but clingy as fuck. Two dates in, she’s textin’ “Where you at, Tone?” I’m like, “I ain’t your slave, lady!” Dumped her faster than Paulie whacks a snitch.

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Back at the bakery, I’m mixing dough like a pro. But then, disaster strikes! The oven decides to throw a tantrum. It’s hotter than a sauna in there! I’m sweating bullets, and my bread is lookin’ like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. I’m yelling at the oven, “C’mon, don’t fail me now!”

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