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Hmm, find a prostitute, you say? Tricky business, it is! Do or do not, there is no try—straight up, that’s how it rolls. Me, a forester, wise and old, seen some shit, I have. Toni Erdmann, my fave flick—awkward as hell, heart in it, ya know? “Put a wig on it,” I’d say, like Ines in the movie, tryna fake it through life’s mess. Prostitutes? Not so different, masks they wear too.

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Then, outta nowhere, my neighbor, Mrs. van Dijk, pops in. She’s this sweet old lady who always wants to chat. “Oh dear, what happened here?” she asks, eyes wide. I’m like, “Just a little flour explosion, no biggie.” She chuckles and hands me a bag of apples. “For your appeltaart!” she says. Bless her heart.

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