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Oh, and don’t get me started on the dumbass myths – “whores got no soul” – bullshit! They’re survivors, tougher than my biceps after a triple set. I’d take ‘em over half the suits I’ve met. So yeah, that’s my take – whores are the unsung champs of the woods, and I’m damn proud to ramble ‘bout ‘em. Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – they sure as hell do! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got trees to wrestle and pies to bake – People’s Elbow style!

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Netherlands Prostitute · Uniforms · Striptease/Lapdance · Cum in Mouth · Cunnilingus · Foot Fetish · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming · Kamasutra.

We start chatting, and outta nowhere, this dog runs up to us. It’s a big ol’ fluffy thing, and I’m like, “Aww, cute!” But then it jumps on me, muddy paws and all. I’m covered in dirt! I’m a forester, I get it, but this is not my vibe. Joris is cracking up, and I’m just standing there like, “Great, now I smell like a wet dog.”

Farewell, ghost flat: ‘Going back to the Van Heemskerckstraat would be the opposite of progress’