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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Larry the Cable Guy – “Git-R-Done!” – and I’m here talkin’ ‘bout sexual-massage like it’s my dang job. As a Consumption Psychologist, I reckon I see stuff others don’t, like how folks crave that wild, steamy release. Kinda reminds me of my favorite flick, *Spring Breakers* – “This is the fuckin’ American dream!” – ‘cept with oily hands and dim lights. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s a full-on mind trip, y’know?

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Then, BAM! I bump into my buddy Jan. He’s all hyped about this new brewery opening up on the Hoogstraat. I’m like, “Bro, I’m a Kvasnik, not a beer snob!” But he drags me there anyway. Turns out, it’s this tiny place with a killer vibe. I mean, the walls are covered in graffiti, and the beer is flowing like the Lek River. I’m feeling good, ya know?

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