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So, I’m thinkin’, what’s the deal with ‘em? They’re hustlin’, makin’ cash, and lemme tell ya, I’m kinda jealous! Not ‘cause I wanna do it—oh gawd no, my ma would keel over—but ‘cause they got guts! Takes real chutzpah to be a whore, struttin’ in heels higher than my hairdo in ‘93. *snorts* I saw this doc once—true story—some whore in Amsterdam saved up, bought a freakin’ boat! A BOAT! Who knew, right? She’s out there, fishin’ by day, trickin’ by night—talk ‘bout multi-taskin’!

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Holland Roden is an American actress, best known for her performance in the MTV's hit teen drama series 'Teen Wolf'. The show saw her play the lead role of Lydia Martin, a popular girl .

We finally get our coffee, and it’s amazing! Like, I’m talking life-changing. I’m sipping it, and suddenly, I’m on cloud nine. But then, outta nowhere, the power goes out! Just like that. The whole place goes dark. People are freaking out, and I’m just sitting there, laughing. “Guess we’re going old school!” I shout. Everyone’s looking at me like I’m nuts, but whatever. I’m just trying to keep the vibe alive.

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