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Sometimes I’m like, “Argh, why ain’t dis mainstream?” Makes me wanna flex and yell, “Get ovah it, ya wimps!” But when it clicks? Pure joy, baby—yer body screamin’, “Danke schön!” Humor in it? Hell yeah—imagine me, big ol’ Arnold, gettin’ a happy-endin’ rubdown, gruntin’ like I’m curlin’ 100s! Ha! Sarcasm aside, it’s legit—try it, ya won’t regret it!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, seriously? I just got these flowers! I’m running for cover under the awning of some café on the Markt. I’m soaked, and my tulips are getting all sad. I’m standing there, feeling like a drowned rat, when I see this cute dog. It’s just chillin’, looking at me like, “What’s your problem?” I laugh, because honestly, that dog gets it.