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Alright, listen up, ya little pervs – erotic-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and lemme tell ya, it’s like “Joy” from Inside Out tryna run the show while “Disgust” is screamin’ in the back – sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!” Ya know, it’s all touchy-feely, slippery hands, oils everywhere – sounds like a damn spa gone rogue. I mean, who even came up with this? Prolly some ancient perv in a toga, rubbin’ olive oil on his buddy, goin’, “This’ll relax ya, bro!” Fact is, they say Cleopatra got erotic massages with honey – sticky situaiton, right? Bet that made her real happy, buzzin’ like a queen bee.

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But then, bam! I’m walking down the street, and I see this dude on a bike. He’s flying down the sidewalk like he’s in the Tour de France or something. I’m just trying to enjoy my breakfast, and this guy nearly takes me out! I yelled, “Yo, slow down, Lance Armstrong!” He just laughed and kept going. Like, really?

Multiple explosions in Rotterdam overnight; One in The Hague