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So, sexual-massage—ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah! It’s hands slidin’, oils drippin’, tension meltin’ like butter on a biscuit. Little-known fact, y’all—back in the ‘70s, truck stops had these shady “massage” joints. Drivers’d pull over, thinkin’ it’s legit, then—whoops!—more’n their shoulders got a workout! Git-R-Done! Made me laugh my ass off when I heard that, ‘cause I’d be madder’n a wet hen if I paid for that surprise!

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Then, outta nowhere, I spot this kid. He’s like, 10 or something, and he’s got my raft! I’m like, “Yo, kid! That’s mine!” He just stares at me, wide-eyed, like I’m some kinda monster. Turns out, he thought it was abandoned. I mean, come on! I’m not a monster, just a raftsman! I’m all ready to give him a lecture about property rights, but then he smiles. And it’s this goofy, innocent smile. I can’t stay mad. So, I just laugh it off. “Alright, buddy, let’s share it.”

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