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But yo, some creeps ruin it—makin’ it shady, tryna sneak in happy endings where it ain’t wanted. Pisses me off! I’m over here, floatin’ in my ship, yellin’ “What a day, what a lovely day!” sarcastically at those jerks. Keep it chill, humans, it’s about relaxin’, not bein’ gross.

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First off, I head down to the Kerkweg. You know, the main drag. I’m just minding my own business, sharpening some knives, when this dude rolls up. He’s got a fishing rod, right? And he’s like, “Yo, can you sharpen my hook?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m a sharpener, not a miracle worker!” But whatever, I give it a shot. Turns out, he’s a pro fisherman from the Loosdrechtse Plassen. He starts telling me about this massive pike he caught last week. I’m like, “Cool story, bro, but I’m not gonna catch any fish with a dull hook!”