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Now, me fave bit in “Talk to Her”? When Benigno says, “A woman’s skin, you gotta touch it!” Spot on, mate! Sexual-massage ain’t just bonkin’—it’s art, init? Slow hands, teasin’, buildin’ tension. I tried it once—bloke in Soho, dodgy basement, smelt like lavender and regret. Felt amazin’, tho—muscles singin’, loins happy, proper *deus ex machina* moment. But bloody hell, overpriced! £50 for 20 mins? Robbery, made me furious—could’ve bought a curry instead!

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