Nadia Helpman Brothel ❤️

About Almere

So, mate, here’s the deal—Brothel’s some shady hospitality gig, right? Little birdie says they’re runnin’ underground “gentlemen’s clubs” in Eastern Europe—dodgy as hell! Revenue’s spiky—£10 mil one month, then zilch! Cash flow’s a bleedin’ rollercoaster, and I’m screamin’, “Where’s the consistency, you muppets?!” Management’s a bunch of pillocks—CEO’s got a rap sheet longer than my chef knife! Insider scoop—heard he once bribed a tax bloke with a suitcase of vodka. True story, swear on my nan’s grave!

Choose your content:

But then, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You know, young man, you should really read more fiction.” I’m like, “Lady, I’m a linguist. Fiction’s cool, but I’m all about the facts.” She rolls her eyes and walks away. I’m just standing there, shaking my head.

Rangnick appoints sports psychologist to help Man. Utd players