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About Tilburg

Hey, pal, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, alright? Picture this—me, Hannibal Lecter, sittin’ in my fancy suit, thinkin’ bout numbers all day, tax forms, bleh, borin’ as hell. Then bam, sexual-massage pops in my head, like a freaky lil escape. It’s all slippery hands, dim lights, and some chick—or dude, no judgin’—runnin’ their fingers all over ya, promisin’ “relaxation.” Ha! Relaxation my ass, it’s a tease fest, gets ya all worked up, and I’m sittin’ there like, “I ate his liver with fava beans,” smirkin’ cause I know the real thrill ain’t in the rubdown.

About Elburg

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After the session, I’m feeling pumped. I stroll down the Langestraat, thinking about how I can help him. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I’m soaked in seconds. I duck into a shop, and it’s this cute little place selling Dutch cheese. I’m like, “Okay, cheese makes everything better.”

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