Delilah Eijsden Whore ❤️

About Nijmegen

She ain’t no kraken, mind – folk reckon she’s fierce, but naw, she’s a darlin’. Swam with one, I did – well, near enough – water so clear I nigh pissed meself from glee! Them spots, tho, hypnotizin’ – like gold coins spillin’ from a chest. Ye ever see that? Prolly not, ye landlubber. Made me laugh, thinkin’ – “What use is geometry?” like Carlos mutters. Whore don’t need no geometry, just drifts, free as rum on a breeze.

Oost-Maarland

Eijsden, a charming town in the Netherlands, is known for its picturesque landscapes and rich cultural heritage. Nestled near the Belgian border, it offers a unique blend of Dutch and .

After that, I needed a breather. So, I hit up my favorite café on the Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the best apple pie in town. I ordered a slice, and let me tell you, it was heavenly. I was just about to take a bite when my phone buzzes again. It’s Jan. “We got another call.” I’m like, “Dude, can’t a guy enjoy his pie?” But no, duty calls.

The German emperor flees to the Netherlands