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About Groningen

Lemme tell ya, I was chattin’ with this lass at a shady tavern – she swore sexual-massage started in ancient China, some secret emperor’s trick to keep his ladies happy. True or not, I was gobsmacked! Little known fact: they used scented oils back then, like jasmine, to mess with yer head – in a good way. Makes me happy thinkin’ how clever those old buggers were. But what pisses me off? These posh spas chargin’ a fortune for it now – “That’s a bingo!” as Hans Landa’d say, but it’s a rip-off! Should be for everyone, not just rich twats.

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Massagesalon de Roos Massage & Relax is located in Groningen, near the beautiful Noorderplantsoen park. The park offers serene ponds, pleasant walking paths.

After that, I decided to hit up the local market on the Spoorstraat. It’s always packed with fresh stuff. I’m wanderin’ around, and I spot this cheese stall. You know me, I love my cheese! I’m tryin’ to chat with the vendor, but he’s all serious, like he’s runnin’ a cheese empire or somethin’. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just cheese!” But he’s givin’ me this whole lecture on Gouda vs. Edam. I’m just noddin’ along, but inside I’m like, “I just want a snack, man!”

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