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About Groningen

So, picture this—I’m diggin’ into history, right, hyperfixatin’ like I do with rockets. Found this wild story—ancient Babylon, 18th century BC, whores had to pay taxes! Freakin’ taxes! Hammurabi’s like, “Yo, gimme 10% of that ass money,” and they’re out there, grindin’, fundin’ the empire. Pissed me off—gov’s always got its hand out, even back then. Same vibes as Paris in *Ratatouille*, all fancy but taxin’ the soul outta ya.

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Then I decide to check out the park. It’s called “De Dijk.” Super chill spot. I plop down on a bench, and this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about the history of Buitenpost. Apparently, it used to be a big deal back in the day. Who knew? I’m nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I just wanna enjoy my roll.”

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