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First thing, I hit up the local bakery on De Zandweg. You know, the one with the best stroopwafels? I’m all hyped for my morning fix. But guess what? They’re out! Like, how do you run out of stroopwafels? I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, c’mon, it’s not rocket science! So, I settle for a croissant. Not the same, but whatever.

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