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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, sexual-massage, huh? Man, it’s a trip! Been thinkin bout it as a Consumption Psychologist. Peeps pay big bucks for this! Hands roamin, oils flowin, tension meltin away. Like, whoa, folks crave that touch, y’know? Watched “A Serious Man” again last night—love that flick! Larry Gopnik’s life’s a mess, right? Total chaos, dude’s stressed out. Bet he’d kill for a sexual-massage! “I haven’t done anything!” he’d yell, while some chick rubs him down. Hilarious, right?

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After that, I decided to stroll through the Jordaan. Man, that place is beautiful! Canals everywhere, cute houses, and those little shops that make you wanna buy everything. I’m walking, vibing, and then BAM! I see this street performer on Prinsengracht. He’s playing the accordion like he’s in a movie or something. I’m just standing there, totally mesmerized. I toss him a couple of euros, and he gives me this huge smile. Like, dude, you just made my day!

80 years after liberation from the Nazis, the Dutch commemorate the victims of war