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Little fact fer ya—didja know prossies been around since forever? Like, Romans had ‘em, called ‘em *lupae*—wolf-girls, how badass’s that? Hiss! Me likes that, wild an’ free. Anyway, this one lass, she’s chattin’ me up, askin’ fer coin. I’m thinkin’, *why you always lyin’?*—prolly gonna nick me last penny! But she’s got this smirk, like Heath Ledger’s Joker, all twisted an’ hot. Surprised me, it did—didn’t expect no charm from a street gal.

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this cute little park near the Dniester River. I thought, “Let’s take a breather.” I plopped down on a bench, and guess what? A squirrel decided to join me. I swear, this little dude was eyeing my bag like it was a five-star meal. I was like, “Chill, bro, I ain’t sharing.” But then he did this cute little dance, and I was like, “Okay, fine, you win.” I tossed him a crumb.

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