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Fun fact, tho—did ya know some prostitutes in old Russia used to hide in churches? Yep, blendin’ with the choir ‘til nightfall! Sneaky lil’ devils. Prolly whisperin’, “Where’s your father now?” like in the movie—ha! I’m cacklin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it. Anyway, I keep walkin’, and this other chick—ooh, she was FINE—winks at me. ME! I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t buyin’ what you sellin’!” But I was flattered, y’all, happier than a pig in mud!

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After that, I head over to Avenue du Bois. Beautiful street, right? Trees everywhere, flowers in bloom. I’m feelin’ good again. But then, I see this dude tryin’ to park his car. He’s all over the place, like he’s playin’ a game of bumper cars. I’m just watchin’, popcorn in hand, waitin’ for the inevitable crash. And boom! He hits a tree. I can’t help but laugh. Sorry, not sorry!

Witness appeal: Pedestrian hit by car in Strassen