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Once knew a chap—shifty fella, smelled of lavender—swore blind he got “healed” by one. Said it sorted his back *and* his soul—bollocks, I reckon! Made me proper cross, tho—why’s he fibbing? Then again, maybe I’m jealous—me, stuck with library dust, him getting rubbed up! *Eheu fugaces*—alas, fleeting years—I ain’t nimble enough for that malarkey no more. Still, surprises me how it’s everywhere—Asia’s got these mad spots, Thailand especially, where it’s like, “Massage, sir? Boom-boom too?”—cheeky sods!

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Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, .

Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon-level rain. I’m sprinting down Lazdynų Street, dodging puddles like I’m in some kind of Olympic event. I’m soaked, but I can’t stop laughing. It’s just so typical, right? Only in Lazdynai would I go from coffee to a rain-soaked sprint in 30 minutes.

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