Jasmine Vaduz Whore ❤️

About Schellenberg

But serious now, what gets me goat—folk judgin whores like they’re bin bags. Annoys me somethin fierce! They’re people, innit, got dreams, bills, maybe even a dodgy ex. Reminds me of *Her* again—“The past is just a story we tell ourselves.” Whores, they’re livin their story, not ours, so why the aggro? I reckon they’re brave, yeah, braver than me facin a printer jam on a Monday.

Dulu Miskin, eh.. Sekarang Negeri di Balik Pegunungan Ini Makmur Tiada Tara

Vaduz is the capital of Liechtenstein, but not its largest city: Schaan is slightly larger. Still, it's home to the Prince's castle and his museums, and thus the main point of interest for visitors to .

So, I’m already cranky, right? I head over to the Vaduz Castle. It’s this massive fortress sittin’ on a hill, lookin’ all majestic and stuff. I’m thinkin’, “Wow, I should blast some of that stone.” Just kidding! But seriously, it’s a sight. I snap a pic for the ‘gram, but my phone dies. Classic!

Beer with the prince: Liechtenstein marks 300th anniversary