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So, picture this – you’re cruisin’, maybe on a Friday night, lookin’ for some action. Not me, mind ya, but I heard! Little known fact – back in the ‘70s, Wilmington had this spot, right? Corner of 5th and somethin’, where ladies’d just… pop up! Like Tarantino’s Hans Landa, all sly, “That’s a bingo!” – they’d spot ya comin’ a mile away. Surprised me, honestly, how bold they were! I’d be like, “C’mon, man, ain’t nobody got time for that!”

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After the rain, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park by the old castle ruins. It’s a nice spot, ya know? I sit on a bench, tryin’ to dry off, and this old lady comes up. She’s got this tiny dog that looks like a fluffball. She starts talkin’ about how her dog’s the best sharpener in town. I’m like, “Lady, I’m the sharpener here!” But she’s not havin’ it. She goes on and on about her dog’s “skills.” I’m just nodding, thinkin’, “Sure, lady, whatever floats your boat.”

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