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About Kostanay

Oh, and dis one time—client tells me ‘bout a whore who sang opera while, y’know, doin’ da deed. Opera! Can ya imagine? Voice hittin’ high notes, neighbors confused as hell. Cracked me up, spilt my vodka, damn near cried laughin’. True story, swear on my clippers. Dey got layers, dese gals, like dem weird scenes in da film—never know what’s next.

Tagalog Swear Words & Profanity

Whether we like it or not, profanity is often the first thing that people want to hear about when it comes to a new language. “ How do you say.. %$*&^! in Tagalog? Fuck. Putang ina mo! / .

So, I’m standing there, caffeine-deprived, when I get a call from a client. This dude, I swear, he’s got more drama than a soap opera. He’s freaking out about his investments. “What if the market crashes?” he says. I’m like, “Bro, chill. It’s Terekti, not Wall Street.” But he’s not having it.

Kazakhstan’s Charyn Canyon