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Sex-datin’s wild, though. Ya got yer Tinder, yer Bumble—shit’s like a meat market. Little known fact? Back in the day, Jersey had these “key parties”—swingers tossin’ keys in a bowl, pickin’ partners. Old-school sex-datin’, no apps needed! Now it’s all digital, and I’m over here yellin’, “Where’s the gabagool in this?!” Makes me happy seein’ people hook up, though—good for ‘em, ya know? Beats sittin’ home whackin’ it to reruns.

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After that drama, I’m walkin’ down to the park near the Tekeli River. It’s a nice spot, ya know? But guess what? There’s a bunch of kids playin’ soccer, and one of ‘em kicks the ball right at me! I dodge it like a ninja, but then I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? I land right in the mud. Ugh! Now I’m covered in dirt, lookin’ like a hot mess.

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