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Little known fact – them ancient Greeks did this crap too! Naked dudes rubbin’ each other before wrestlin’ – gay as hell, but they swore it “energized” ‘em. Prolly just an excuse to get freaky, ya ask me. Nowadays, it’s all “therapeutic,” but I ain’t buyin’ it – it’s sneaky sex stuff, period! Makes me happy tho, coz I can laugh at the losers payin’ $100 for a handy. Idiots! “Gangsters don’t cry,” they say in *The Act*, but I’d cry if I spent that much!

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First off, I get a call from some dude on Daejeong-ro. He’s lost. Like, how do you get lost in Sejong? It’s not that big! I mean, c’mon, bro, just follow the signs! But nah, he’s panicking, saying he’s near the “big building with the glass.” I’m like, “Dude, that’s half the city!” Finally, I get him sorted, but I’m already feelin’ the stress.

Lee Jae-myung's dubious Sejong relocation campaign pledge